Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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