The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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