just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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