I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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