Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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