I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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