I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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