I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
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