if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
