Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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