BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
the raccoons are back...
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