I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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