Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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