i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
The feeling are messing with the penis
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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