I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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