accomplished twins. life is a go
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
this will be a night to untag.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
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