there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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