oh god the rape fog is back!
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
