dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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