When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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