in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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