Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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