Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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