I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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