Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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