Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My nipple is on Facebook.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
And then he peed in my hair
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