Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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