Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Boobs are out for the taking
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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