singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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