32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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