You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Randomize
