It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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