im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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