found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
She needs sedatives and a leash
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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