The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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