Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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