I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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