I just cut my nipple shaving
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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