I feel great
I just peed on a car
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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