There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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