I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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