is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Apparently you make a good broom.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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