It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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