Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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