It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
im on a boat
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