put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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