Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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