brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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