As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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