Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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