? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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