Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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