EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
handjob tips. give me some.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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