the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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