I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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