those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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